Cum On Coffee

Today’s fact is about sperm.

Epilogue (to further the discussion):

If you watched today’s fact, I know what you’re thinking:

If the cum gets caffeinated, does that mean our sea men are under the same effects as us when we are caffeinated? Are they more awake at first, but then after too much do they start to get a little anxious? I imagine that scientificially speaking there isn’t much worse than jizz with anxiety. Alert and focused is great, but no body wants their Penis Colada to get the yips. Mental health is important.

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P.S. Question From All Biz Pete:

“Hypothetically” if I was to swallow sperm, could that substitute as my morning coffee?